Good news, readers.  Ross the Boss is on vacation for two weeks.  And y'all know what that means- stupid entries and a party in da house!  So pop in that copy if Pseudo Echo and let's get on down to Funky Town.

I'm hanging out with my French robot friends that you probably met before.  They're back, and have their man, Ogenki-san with them:

C'est global!  C'est super!  

French Robot I:  Bonjour.
Genki-san: Ohayo.

Congrats to the Decepticon crew, and please welcome my new office assistant, the lovely Darcy.

French Robot I: Yo, she's hot.
French Robot II: Like a lee-tel fox.  Vien ici.

Darcy the Spitfire.  Drives the French revolution buck wild.

So the last time we talked we were tearing it up over the merits of French people as robots.
French Robot I:  The French have a long tradition of technologie. 
French Robot II:  C'est vrais. Pour example, we made the Tour d'Eifel from steel, gave birth to le discotheque and taught 3CPO how to dress.
Me: Yeah, but didn't New York make disco?  Studio54?
French Robot II: Perhaps, but we put the lights in the floor.


Me: So how did you guys meet Ogenki-san?
French Robot I:  I met Genki in '67 at a Cheryl Tiegs bar-be-que in Malibu.  I was tres chic back then.
French Robot II.  Red leather.  Chic.
Me: Didn't know you went back that far.
French Robot I:  There were many brilliant people back then trying to become robots.  Paris was the center.
Me:  Like who?
French Robot II:  Jacques Cousteau, Marceau Marceau
French Robot I: Francois Mitterand, Gary Coleman

Peace out everyone! Have a great weekend!  It's a long weekend because there was this Canadian guy who was a left-tenant or The Simpson Company or the guy who brought GM to Canada so these guys take an extra day off.  They have different reasons for different provinces because of it.  Seriously.  I could have helped come up with a better freakin' holiday reason.